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Immature?

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No, immature would be starting a cronjob that emails "fuck you" to you every morning.

Jan 29, 2007 | , ,

Who's Left?

1 Comment | Latest by: Matt Gray | Add A Comment! »»

I could make a list of "old friends" I have hurt, pissed off, or alienated in some way, shape, or form during the last year or so, but I don't want to "name names".

Anyway, I don't imagine I'll be continuing a relationship with about half of them. Who's left?

Look, I'm HAPPY, I extend FRIENDSHIP, and I'm HARSH. You are not going to like what I have to say 100% of the time.

Are you funky enough to be a globe trotter? Deal with it.

If you're still with me, let's mend fences fercryinoutloud. Get in touch already. If not, your loss.

Jan 25, 2007 | , , ,

Let's All Go to The Lobby

2 Comments | Latest by: Phil | Add A Comment! »»

Joe and Bob are lifelong friends. They're both in the mood to see a movie. Joe wants to see a comedy; He always wants to see a comedy, because he is opposed to seeing dramas. Bob would like to see a drama, or a documentary even.

Joe and Bob meet up at the theatre. Joe says, "Let's see Scary Movie 27!"

Bob says, "Joe, I really don't want to see that. I really want to see An Incontinent Myth."

What should happen now?

  1. Joe should compromise and finally see a documentary, since they're friends.
  2. Bob should compromise again and see a comedy, since they're friends.
  3. They should each see their own movie, but agree to meet up afterward, since they're friends.
  4. Joe should tell Bob that he's opposed to documentaries, that Bob is bad for wanting to see them, and never speak to him again.

Jan 24, 2007 | , , ,

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.